YOU SAID:
jesus christ slowly took off the crack heads pants revealing his massive toe.
INTO JAPANESE
イエス・キリストはゆっくりと亀裂の頭のズボンを脱いで、彼の巨大なつま先を明らかにしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jesus Christ slowly took off his cracked head pants, revealing his huge toes.
INTO JAPANESE
イエス・キリストはひびの入った頭のズボンをゆっくりと脱ぎ、彼の巨大なつま先を明らかにしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jesus Christ slowly took off his cracked head pants, revealing his huge toes.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.