YOU SAID:

Jesus Christ man I can't believe you shidded and farded all over my doo doo fard shid

INTO JAPANESE

イエス・キリストよ、信じられないよ、君が私のうんちの上に糞を撒き散らしたなんて

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Jesus Christ, I can't believe you sprinkled your shit on my shit.

INTO JAPANESE

まったく、お前が俺のクソにお前のクソを振りかけたなんて信じられない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Holy shit, I can't believe you sprinkled your shit on my shit.

INTO JAPANESE

うわあ、私のクソの上にあなたのクソを振りかけたなんて信じられない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Wow, I can't believe you sprinkled your shit all over my shit.

INTO JAPANESE

うわー、あなたのクソを私のクソの上に撒き散らすなんて信じられない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Wow, I can't believe you're sprinkling your shit all over my shit.

INTO JAPANESE

うわー、あなたのクソを私のクソの上に撒き散らすなんて信じられない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Wow, I can't believe you're sprinkling your shit all over my shit.