YOU SAID:
jess can jump on my bed while eating a bacon and kuso
INTO JAPANESE
ジェスはベーコンとクソを食べながらベッドに飛び乗ることができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jess can jump on bed while eating bacon and fucking
INTO JAPANESE
ジェスはベーコンを食べてクソしながらベッドに飛び乗ることができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jess can jump on bed while eating bacon and fucking
That didn't even make that much sense in English.