YOU SAID:

jeez this afternoon it seems to be raining cats and dogs

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは今日の午後は雨が降っているようですね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It seems to be raining Hello this afternoon.

INTO JAPANESE

今日の午後こんにちは。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello afternoon.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは午後。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello afternoon.