YOU SAID:
Jeepers creepers, my dude. Maybe if you’d shut up for once?
INTO JAPANESE
ジープクリーパー、私の男。たぶんあなたが一度黙ったら?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jeep creeper, my man. Maybe if you silence once?
INTO JAPANESE
ジープクリーパー、私の男。たぶんあなたが一度沈黙するなら?
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium