YOU SAID:
je suis un train qui s’appelle John
INTO JAPANESE
ジョン・トレイン・クイ・サペル・ジョン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John Train Qui Sapele John
INTO JAPANESE
ジョン・トレイン・クイ・サペレ・ジョン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John Train Qui Sapele John
That didn't even make that much sense in English.