YOU SAID:
Jason has a machete and he shaves his beard with it
INTO JAPANESE
マチェーテであり、彼はそれを彼のひげを剃ってジェイソン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Machete, which he shaved off his beard it Jason
INTO JAPANESE
なたは、彼は彼を離れて剃った髭それジェイソン
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Thee is he off his beard shaved it Jason
INTO JAPANESE
なたは、彼のひげを離れて彼はそれにジェイソンを剃った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thee off his beard, he shaved it Jason
INTO JAPANESE
汝、彼のひげを離れて彼はそれにジェイソンを剃った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thou, his beard off, he shaved it Jason
INTO JAPANESE
汝、彼のひげを離れて、彼はそれにジェイソンを剃った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thou, his beard off, he shaved it Jason
Come on, you can do better than that.