YOU SAID:

Japanese people can't swim unless a tsunami comes by and says "eat me buns homie"

INTO JAPANESE

津波来るし、「食べて私のパンの相棒は」を言う限り、日本人は泳げない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Tsunami coming, and "eat my bread buddy" unless they say they can't swim

INTO JAPANESE

津波が来る、彼らは彼らは泳ぐことはできませんと言う限り、「食べるパンの相棒」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As long as the tsunami is coming, they can't swim they say "bread eating buddy.

INTO JAPANESE

泳ぐことは津波が来ている限り、かれらは「パンを食べる仲間。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Tsunami is coming to swim as long as they are "colleagues to eat bread.

INTO JAPANESE

津波は"パンを食べて仲間の限りを泳ぎに来ています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The tsunami "I'm eating bread and are coming for swimming as long as my friends.

INTO JAPANESE

津波は "私はパンを食べていて、友達と同じくらい泳ぎに来ています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The tsunami said, "I am eating bread and are having as much swimming as my friends.

INTO JAPANESE

津波は、「私はパンを食べており、友達と同じくらい泳いでいる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The tsunami said, "I am eating bread and swimming as much as my friends.

INTO JAPANESE

津波は、「私は友達と同じくらいパンや泳ぎを食べています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The tsunami said, "I am eating bread and swimming as much as my friends.