YOU SAID:
James versus the Chicken Once Upon a Time James had a sore he cut off the chicken's head but the chicken was not yet dead the chicken pooped out an egg and James played and they became best friends
INTO JAPANESE
ジェームズと鶏の昔の時代ジェームズは鶏の頭を切って痛みましたが、鶏肉はまだ死んでいませんでした。鶏が卵を吐き出し、ジェームズが演奏して、彼らは親友になりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
James and the chicken's old days James cut down the head of the chicken and it hurt, but the chicken was not dead yet. The chicken blew out the egg, James played and they became best friends
INTO JAPANESE
ジェームズと鶏の昔、ジェームスは鶏の頭を切って痛いが、鶏肉はまだ死んでいない。鶏は卵を吹き飛ばし、ジェームズは演奏して、彼らは親友になった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the days of James and chickens, James hurts the head of a chicken, but the chicken is not dead yet. The chicken blew off the egg, James played and they became best friends
INTO JAPANESE
ヤコブと鶏の時代、ジェームズは鶏の頭を痛めましたが、鶏はまだ死んでいません。鶏は卵を吹き飛ばし、ジェームズは演奏して、彼らは親友になった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the days of Jacob and chickens, James hurt the head of the chicken, but the chicken has not died yet. The chicken blew off the egg, James played and they became best friends
INTO JAPANESE
ヤコブと鶏の時代、ジェームズは鶏の頭を痛めたが、鶏はまだ死んでいない。鶏は卵を吹き飛ばし、ジェームズは演奏して、彼らは親友になった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the days of Jacob and chickens, James hurt the head of the chicken, but the chicken has not died yet. The chicken blew off the egg, James played and they became best friends
That didn't even make that much sense in English.