YOU SAID:
James Charles is an absolute bloke I tell you. If he were anybody else I'd be sad.
INTO JAPANESE
ジェームズチャールズは私があなたに言う絶対的な誤りです。もし彼が他の誰かだったら私は悲しいだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
James Charles is an absolute mistake I say to you. I am sad if he was somebody else.
INTO JAPANESE
ジェームズチャールズは私があなたに言う絶対的な間違いです。彼が他の誰かだったら私は悲しいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
James Charles is an absolute mistake I tell you. I am sad if he was someone else.
INTO JAPANESE
ジェームズチャールズは私があなたに言う絶対的な間違いです。彼が他の誰かだったら私は悲しいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
James Charles is an absolute mistake I tell you. I am sad if he was someone else.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.