YOU SAID:
jacob merricks is the newest member of the communist party of britain, because he paid a pound over paypal and now he is very excited to finally be cool
INTO JAPANESE
彼はpaypalの上にポンドを払ったので今jacob merricksはイギリスの共産党の最新メンバーです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jacob merricks is now the newest member of the Communist Party of the UK since he paid a pound on paypal
INTO JAPANESE
彼がpaypalにポンドを支払ったのでJacob merricksは現在イギリスの共産党の最新メンバーです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jacob merricks is now the newest member of the British Communist Party as he paid paypal pounds
INTO JAPANESE
彼がpaypalポンドを支払ったので、Jacob merricksは今イギリス共産党の最も新しいメンバーです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jacob merricks is now the newest member of the British Communist Party as he paid paypal pounds
That didn't even make that much sense in English.