YOU SAID:
Jack is dancing on my coffee machine
INTO JAPANESE
ジャックは私のコーヒーマシンで踊っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jack is dancing on my coffee machine
INTO JAPANESE
ジャックは私のコーヒーマシンで踊っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jack is dancing on my coffee machine
That didn't even make that much sense in English.