YOU SAID:
jack fought me so im going to eat his children
INTO JAPANESE
ジャックが私と戦ったので、彼の子供たちを食べるつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm gonna eat his kids because Jack fought me
INTO JAPANESE
ジャックが私と戦ったから彼の子供たちを食べるつもりだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jack fought me so I'm going to eat his kids
INTO JAPANESE
ジャックが私と戦ったので、彼の子供たちを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat his kids because Jack fought me
INTO JAPANESE
ジャックが私と戦ったから彼の子供たちを食べなさい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat his kids because jack fought me
INTO JAPANESE
ジャックが私と戦ったから彼の子供たちを食べてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat his kids because jack fought me
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