YOU SAID:
Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and grabbed he thigh and said you know you wanna jill said yes lifted up her dress and then they had some fun but silly jill forgot her pills and now they have a son
INTO JAPANESE
ジャックとジルが丘を登ってマリファナを吸って、ジャックが高くなって太ももをつかんで、ジルがドレスを持ち上げると言ったらいいと知っていたと言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jack and Jill climbed the hill and smoked marijuana and Jack said he knew that he would raise it, grab the thigh, and say that Jill would lift the dress.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャックとジルは丘を登り、マリファナを吸った。ジャックは自分がそれを上げ、太ももをつかみ、ジルがドレスを持ち上げると言った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jack and Jill climbed the hill and smoked marijuana. Jack raised it, grabbed the thigh and said Jill lifted the dress.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャックとジルは丘を登り、マリファナを吸った。ジャックはそれを上げ、太ももをつかんで、ジルがドレスを持ち上げたと言いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jack and Jill climbed the hill and smoked marijuana. Jack raised it, grabbed the thigh and said Jill lifted the dress.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.