YOU SAID:
its like waiting for a present on Christmas, but then you realize you're Jewish
INTO JAPANESE
そのクリスマスのプレゼントを待っているようだが、あなたはユダヤ人だと分かる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I seem to be waiting for that Christmas gift, but I know you are Jewish
INTO JAPANESE
私はそのクリスマスプレゼントを待っているようですが、私はあなたがユダヤ人であることを知っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I seem to be waiting for that Christmas gift, but I know you are Jewish
That didn't even make that much sense in English.