YOU SAID:

Its crazy you dont get laid.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが横にならないなんて、おかしいわ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's strange that you shouldn't lie down.

INTO JAPANESE

横になってはいけないのはおかしい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is strange that you should not lie down.

INTO JAPANESE

横になってはいけないのはおかしい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is strange that you should not lie down.