YOU SAID:

it would be a shame if someone had to kick you

INTO JAPANESE

誰かがあなたを蹴らなければならないとしたら残念です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's a shame if someone has to kick you

INTO JAPANESE

誰かがあなたを蹴らなければならないのは残念です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's a pity that someone has to kick you

INTO JAPANESE

誰かがあなたを蹴らなければならないのは残念です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's a pity that someone has to kick you