YOU SAID:
it was squishy and dank critical
INTO JAPANESE
それはフワフワでじめじめした批判的でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was fluffy and dank critical
INTO JAPANESE
ふわふわでじめじめだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was fluffy and damp
INTO JAPANESE
ふかふかでしっとりでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was fluffy and moist
INTO JAPANESE
ふわふわしっとりでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was fluffy and moist
You've done this before, haven't you.