YOU SAID:
It was a dark and stormy night when all of a sudden the pirates ate all the cheese and cookies from the fridge while pooping on the tv then they watched pirates of the Caribbean the end.
INTO JAPANESE
暗闇で嵐の夜だった。突然、海賊が冷蔵庫からすべてのチーズとクッキーを食べ、テレビでうんちをし、最後にカリブの海賊を見た。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was a stormy night in the dark. Suddenly, the pirates ate all the cheese and cookies from the refrigerator, pooped on television, and finally saw the Caribbean pirates.
INTO JAPANESE
暗闇の中の嵐の夜でした。突然、海賊は冷蔵庫からすべてのチーズとクッキーを食べ、テレビでうんちをし、ついにカリブの海賊を見ました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was a stormy night in the dark. Suddenly, the pirates ate all the cheese and cookies from the refrigerator, pooped on television, and finally saw the Caribbean pirates.
You've done this before, haven't you.