YOU SAID:
It was a dark and stormy gnat
INTO JAPANESE
それは暗くて暴風雨だった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was dark and stormy
INTO JAPANESE
それは暗くて嵐だった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was dark and a storm
INTO JAPANESE
それは暗いと嵐だった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was dark and a storm
Come on, you can do better than that.