YOU SAID:
It smells like apple juice no wait that’s gas and now my house is gonna explode and I’m dead wait never mind I’m a zombie and you are gonna die
INTO JAPANESE
ガスのアップルジュースノーウェイトニオイのようなにおいがして、今私の家は爆発します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It smells like apple juice no weight odor of gas and now my house explodes.
INTO JAPANESE
りんごジュースのようなにおいがせず、ガスの臭いもなく、家が爆発します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It doesn't smell like apple juice, it doesn't smell like gas, and the house explodes.
INTO JAPANESE
りんごジュースのようなにおいもなく、ガスのようなにおいもなく、家が爆発します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It doesn't smell like apple juice, it doesn't smell like gas, and the house explodes.
Come on, you can do better than that.