YOU SAID:
It seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the English language in general.
INTO JAPANESE
今朝は何だか機嫌が悪いみたいだね。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It seems like you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
INTO JAPANESE
今朝は何だか機嫌が悪いみたいだね。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It seems like you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.