YOU SAID:
It's really painful when you talk like that. Can you please duct-tape your lips up to save me the trouble please?
INTO JAPANESE
そのような話をするとき、それは本当に痛いです。あなたしてくださいできますダクト テープあなたの唇までトラブル助けてください?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you talk like that, it really hurts. Keep your duct tape can help trouble until your lips?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがそのように話すとき、それは本当に痛い。あなたのダクトテープはあなたの唇までトラブルを助けることができる保持しますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It really hurts when you talk like that. Does your duct tape hold up to your lips can help trouble?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがそのように話すとき、それは本当に痛い。あなたのダクトテープはあなたの唇に支えられてトラブルを助けることができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It really hurts when you talk like that. Can your duct tape be supported by your lips and help trouble?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがそのように話すとき、それは本当に痛い。あなたのダクトテープはあなたの唇で支えられ、トラブルを助けることができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It really hurts when you talk like that. Can your duct tape be supported by your lips and help trouble?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.