YOU SAID:

It's not opposite day. WAIT! That is a paradox! It is opposite day. WAIT! That is also a paradox!

INTO JAPANESE

それは日逆ではないです。待つ!パラドックスである!日の向かいです。待つ!それはパラドックスではまた!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

In reverse, it is not. Wait! paradox! is the opposite of day. Wait! it is paradox also!

INTO JAPANESE

逆に、それはないです。待つ!パラドックス!日の反対です。待つ!また、パラドックスです!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

On the contrary, it is not. Wait! paradox! is the opposite of day. Wait!, is a paradox!

INTO JAPANESE

それどころか、それはありません。待つ!パラドックス!日の反対です。待って!、パラドックスです!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

On the contrary, it is not. Wait! paradox! is the opposite of day. Wait!, is a paradox!