YOU SAID:
It's no secret that the both of us
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それは秘密を私たちの両方
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It's both of our secrets
INTO JAPANESE
それは両方の私たちの秘密の
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It is secret of both our
INTO JAPANESE
それは私たちの両方の秘密です
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It's both secret of ours
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それは両方とも私たちの秘密です
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Both of them are our secrets
INTO JAPANESE
どちらも私たちの秘密です
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Both are our secret
INTO JAPANESE
どちらも私たちの秘密です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Both are our secret
That didn't even make that much sense in English.