YOU SAID:
It's my party and I'll cry if I want 't.
INTO JAPANESE
私のパーティーは、私は泣いているだろう場合 ' t。
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My party is crying I would if ' t.
INTO JAPANESE
私はならば私のパーティーは泣いている ' t。
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I will if my party is crying ' t.
INTO JAPANESE
私が私のパーティーは泣いているかどうか ' t。
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Whether or not I've been crying my party ' t.
INTO JAPANESE
かどうか私は泣いている私のパーティー ' t。
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Whether or not I was crying my party ' t.
INTO JAPANESE
かどうか私は私のパーティーを泣いていた ' t。
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Whether or not I was crying my party ' t.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.