YOU SAID:
It's moist; that's what she said!
INTO JAPANESE
それは湿った;彼女が言ったことである!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wet it; is that what she said!
INTO JAPANESE
濡れています。それは彼女が言ったことです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wet. It's what she said!
INTO JAPANESE
濡れています。それは彼女が言った!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wet. It's what she said!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.