YOU SAID:
It's me hi I'm the problem it's me.
INTO JAPANESE
それは私です、こんにちは、問題は私です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's me, hello, the problem is me.
INTO JAPANESE
私です、こんにちは、問題は私です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's me, hello, the problem is me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.