YOU SAID:
It’s me, hi. I’m the problem, it’s me. I’ll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror.
INTO JAPANESE
私です、こんにちは。問題は私です、それは私です。私は太陽を直接見つめますが、鏡は決して見ません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's me, hello. The problem is me, it's me. I stare directly into the sun, but never in the mirror.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私です。問題は私です、私です。私は太陽を直接見つめますが、鏡は決して見つめません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, it's me. The problem is me, me. I stare directly into the sun, but never into a mirror.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私です。問題は私です、私です。私は太陽を直接見つめますが、鏡は決して見つめません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, it's me. The problem is me, me. I stare directly into the sun, but never into a mirror.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.