YOU SAID:
It makes me think, perhaps I need a drink. IQ is no problem here, we won't be playing scrabble for her hand I fear. I need that beer.
INTO JAPANESE
それは私に、おそらく私は飲み物が必要と思う。 IQはここでも問題ありません。私は彼女の手に恐怖を恐れていません。私はそのビールが必要です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That's probably me, I need a drink. IQ does not have any problem here. I am not afraid of terror in her hand. I need that beer.
INTO JAPANESE
それはおそらく私、私は飲み物が必要です。 IQはここで何の問題もありません。私は彼女の手に恐怖を恐れていません。私はそのビールが必要です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That is probably me, I need a drink. IQ has no problem here. I am not afraid of terror in her hand. I need that beer.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.