YOU SAID:
It's like thicker than it is longer and like she says it hurts
INTO JAPANESE
それよりも太く、長いような彼女が痛い言うようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She thicker than that, long as it hurts to say.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は、長いよりも厚いと言うは痛い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Say she was thicker than the long and painful.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は長いよりも太いと痛いと言います。
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I say she is thicker than the long and painful.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、彼女は長いよりも太いと痛いと言います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Says I, she is thicker than long and painful.
INTO JAPANESE
私、彼女は長く、苦痛よりも厚いです。
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Me, her long, thicker than the pain.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、彼女の長い痛みよりも厚い。
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I was thicker than her long pain.
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼女の長い痛みよりも厚かった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was thicker than her long pain.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.