YOU SAID:
It's like I'm a welcoming freak show doormat
INTO JAPANESE
それは私が歓迎フリークショードアマットのようなものです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
it's like a freak show door mat i welcome
INTO JAPANESE
それは私が歓迎フリークショードアマットのようなものです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
it's like a freak show door mat i welcome
That didn't even make that much sense in English.