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It is long past time for mankind to create a god who has an unhealthy fondness for barbed wired chinpos.
INTO JAPANESE
人類が有刺鉄線ちんぽーずみに不健康な愛情を抱く神を創造するのは昔のことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a long time ago that mankind created a god who had an unhealthy affection for barbed wire.
INTO JAPANESE
人類が有刺鉄線に不健康な愛情を抱く神を創造したのは昔のことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was a long time ago that mankind created a god who had an unhealthy affection for barbed wire.
INTO JAPANESE
人類が有刺鉄線に不健康な愛情を抱く神を創造したのはずっと昔のことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is long ago that mankind created a god who had an unhealthy affection for barbed wire.
INTO JAPANESE
人類が有刺鉄線に不健康な愛情を抱く神を創造したのはずっと昔のことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is long ago that mankind created a god who had an unhealthy affection for barbed wire.
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