YOU SAID:
It is irrepressible to not enter your shammy because, the Earth's North Hemisphere is too distant.
INTO JAPANESE
地球の北半球があまりにも遠いので、あなたの恥ずかしがらに入ってはいけないのは憂鬱です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The northern hemisphere of the earth is so far away that it is melancholic that you should not be ashamed of yours.
INTO JAPANESE
地球の北半球は遠く離れているので憂鬱なので、あなたはあなたのことを恥じてはいけません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because the northern hemisphere of the earth is far away, it is melancholic, you should not be ashamed of you.
INTO JAPANESE
地球の北半球は遠くにあるので、それは憂鬱です、あなたはあなたを恥じるべきではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because the northern hemisphere of the earth is far away, it is melancholic, you should not be ashamed of you.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.