YOU SAID:
it hurts to walk on my hands because my father used to whip me with rolled up foil as he hated the way I prance
INTO JAPANESE
私の父が私を抱きしめていたので、私の手を歩くのが痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father hugged me, so it hurts to walk my hand
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は私を抱きしめて、私の手を歩くのが痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father hugs me and it hurts to walk my hand
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は私を抱きしめて、私の手を歩くのが痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My father hugs me and it hurts to walk my hand
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