YOU SAID:
It hurts to put my pants on.
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンをはいても痛い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It hurts even if I put on my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンをかぶっても痛い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It hurts to wear pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンを着るのは痛い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It hurts to wear pants.
That's deep, man.