YOU SAID:
It hurts like tacos mommy
INTO JAPANESE
タコス ママのように痛い
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Hurts like a Taco MOM
INTO JAPANESE
タコのお母さんのような痛い
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Like Octopus MOM hurts
INTO JAPANESE
タコのお母さんが痛いよう
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Octopus MOM it hurts like
INTO JAPANESE
タコのような痛いママ
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Like the Octopus sore MOM
INTO JAPANESE
タコ痛いママのような
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Like the Octopus sore MOM
That didn't even make that much sense in English.