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It has no discernible heartbeat and does not seem to draw breath, and yet it appears to function without issue. I cannot even begin to explain this utterly bizarre anomaly.

INTO JAPANESE

識別可能な心拍がなく、息を吸っていないように見えますが、問題なく機能しているように見えます。私はこの全く奇妙な異常を説明し始めることさえできません。

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It doesn't have an identifiable heartbeat and looks like it's not breathing in, but it looks like it's working fine. I can't even start explaining this totally bizarre anomaly.

INTO JAPANESE

識別可能な心拍がなく、息を吸っていないように見えますが、正常に機能しているように見えます。私はこの完全に奇妙な異常を説明し始めることさえできません。

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It doesn't have an identifiable heartbeat and looks like it's not inhaling, but it looks like it's working properly. I can't even start explaining this completely strange anomaly.

INTO JAPANESE

識別可能な心拍がなく、吸入していないように見えますが、正常に機能しているように見えます。私はこの完全に奇妙な異常を説明し始めることさえできません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It has no identifiable heartbeat and appears to be inhaling, but appears to be functioning normally. I can't even start explaining this completely strange anomaly.

INTO JAPANESE

識別可能な心拍がなく、吸入しているように見えますが、正常に機能しているように見えます。私はこの完全に奇妙な異常を説明し始めることさえできません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It has no identifiable heartbeat and appears to be inhaling, but appears to be functioning normally. I can't even start explaining this completely strange anomaly.