YOU SAID:
It's hard to say I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep, because everything is never as it seems.
INTO JAPANESE
私はむしろらしいものはすべてのため、私は眠っているとき目を覚まし滞在とは言い難いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I rather like, is hard to say and stay are all asleep I woke up.
INTO JAPANESE
私はかなり好きな滞在し、言うは難しいですがすべて眠りが覚めた。
Well done, yes, well done!