YOU SAID:
It’s dangerous to go alone, take this!
INTO JAPANESE
それは、これを取る、一人で行くのは危険です！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is, take this, it is dangerous to go alone!
INTO JAPANESE
それは、これを取るされ、一人で行くのは危険です！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is, is take this, it is dangerous to go alone!
INTO JAPANESE
これを取るされ、それが一人で行くのは危険です！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Is take this, it is dangerous to go alone!
INTO JAPANESE
これを取るされ、一人で行くのは危険です！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Is take this, it is dangerous to go alone!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
