YOU SAID:
it's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg
INTO JAPANESE
氷山の日陰側にある真ちゅう製の便座よりも寒いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's colder than the brass toilet seat on the shaded side of the iceberg
INTO JAPANESE
隣接する神社と庭園が、常に安らぎと静けさを与えてくれます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peace and quiet are no further away than the Shrine and adjacent gardens on the south side of the building.
INTO JAPANESE
隣接する神社と庭園が、常に安らぎと静けさを与えてくれます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peace and quiet are no further away than the Shrine and adjacent gardens on the south side of the building.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.