YOU SAID:
It bumps when it clumps when it dumps when it grumps when it humps when it jumps when it lumps when it mumps when it pumps when it rumps when it slumps when it thumps.
INTO JAPANESE
それはぶつかり合ったときにぶつけたときにぶつかるとぶつかります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It will hit when you hit it when you hit it.
INTO JAPANESE
ヒットするとヒットします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you hit it will hit.
INTO JAPANESE
ヒットするとヒットします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you hit it will hit.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.