YOU SAID:
It, as it turns out, was not coming home.
INTO JAPANESE
結局のところ、それは帰宅していませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After all, it didn't come home.
INTO JAPANESE
結局、それは帰宅しませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After all, it didn't come home.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.