YOU SAID:
It's as dark as a nun's filthy bumhole.
INTO JAPANESE
それが修道女の不潔な参として暗いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's dark as a filthy see nuns.
INTO JAPANESE
それが暗い汚い見る修道女です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Is it a dark dirty looking nun.
INTO JAPANESE
それは暗い汚い見る修道女です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a dark dirty looking nun.
INTO JAPANESE
暗いダーティな修道女です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a dark, dirty nuns.
INTO JAPANESE
それは、暗い、汚れた修道女です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a dark, dirty nuns.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.