YOU SAID:
It's a cold morning, comrade Captain.
INTO JAPANESE
それは僚友キャプテン寒い朝です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a comrade Captain cold.
INTO JAPANESE
冷たいキャプテン同志です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is a cool Captain comrade.
INTO JAPANESE
これは、クールなキャプテン同志です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is a cool Captain comrade.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.