YOU SAID:
Isn't it weird that, pineapples never wear bikinis.
INTO JAPANESE
奇妙なパイナップル、ビキニを着ることですね。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a strange pineapple, Bikini to wear.
INTO JAPANESE
それは奇妙なパイナップル、ビキニを着用します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pineapple weird bikini wearing it.
INTO JAPANESE
パイナップルの奇妙なビキニがそれを身に着けています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pineapple weird bikini wearing it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.