YOU SAID:
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him?
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼になりたがっているのがめちゃくちゃじゃないですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Isn't it crazy that I want to be him?
INTO JAPANESE
私が彼になりたいというのはクレイジーじゃないですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Isn't it crazy that I want to be him?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.