YOU SAID:
is there in my house a tiny dead weasel?
INTO JAPANESE
小さな私の家そこには死んだイタチですか?
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Itachi died in my small house there?
INTO JAPANESE
イタチは私の小さな家をそこに死んだか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Itachi died there my little house?
INTO JAPANESE
そこにイタチ死んだ私の小さな家ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Itachi died there in my little house?
INTO JAPANESE
イタチは私の小さな家にそこに死んだか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Itachi died there in my little house?
Come on, you can do better than that.