YOU SAID:
is there in my house a dead weasel?
INTO JAPANESE
死んで私の家であるイタチですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Itachi dead, in my house?
INTO JAPANESE
私の家でのイタチ死んでいます? か
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Is weasel in my house dead? ?
INTO JAPANESE
私の家にイタチは死んでいますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Itachi is dead in my house?
INTO JAPANESE
イタチは私の家で死んでいるか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Itachi is dead in my house?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.