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Is there actually something even remotely funny I can say?

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私が言うことができるリモートでも面白いものは実際にありますか?

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Is there actually anything remotely interesting that I can say?

INTO JAPANESE

私が言うことができるリモートで面白いことは何ですか?

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What is remotely funny that I can say?

INTO JAPANESE

私が言うことができるリモートで面白いことは何ですか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What is remotely funny that I can say?